Schindler's Fist

A young man's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk

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funnyordie: Funny Or Die Launches ‘The Occasional’ iPad Magazine With more than 25 pieces of original content, Funny Or Die’s “The Occasional” is a new multimedia magazine featuring exclusive videos, celebrity interviews, political commentary, movie reviews and comedic twists on conventional magazine themes. Contributors include FOD co-founder Adam McKay, Tom Lennon, Jon Daly and many more! Check out the first issue, featuring an exclusive episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms!

funnyordie:

Funny Or Die Launches ‘The Occasional’ iPad Magazine

With more than 25 pieces of original content, Funny Or Die’s “The Occasional” is a new multimedia magazine featuring exclusive videos, celebrity interviews, political commentary, movie reviews and comedic twists on conventional magazine themes. Contributors include FOD co-founder Adam McKay, Tom Lennon, Jon Daly and many more!

Check out the first issue, featuring an exclusive episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms!

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A Giant Cure In 2002, my Stanford football team blew a 15-0 lead against UCLA in the Rose Bowl, losing a heartbreaker that typified my bitter senior season. Two hours later, I boarded our charter flight to San Francisco, and the pilot announced that the Giants led the Angels by five runs in the eighth inning of Game 6 of the World Series. I was sad I’d miss watching the Giants clinch their first world championship since moving to San Francisco, but relieved that something special would redeem that disastrous day. Midway through the flight, I became violently ill. I attributed the ailment to my stomach being full of Gatorade, ibuprofen and four In-N-Out Burger Double-Doubles. But when we landed, I heard the news: The Giants’ cushion had burst, forcing a Game 7 that fate seemingly decided long before the first pitch. I now know that my nausea was symptomatic of a common condition: Giants Fan Disappointment Disorder. My mind didn’t know that the Giants’ bullpen had imploded, but my stomach had a hunch. My bones felt it. Last night, Tim Lincecum, Edgar Renteria, Brian Wilson and the rest of the unforgettable 2010 Giants cured GFDD, and I celebrated — with a double bacon cheeseburger. Finally, my stomach found peace.

A Giant Cure

In 2002, my Stanford football team blew a 15-0 lead against UCLA in the Rose Bowl, losing a heartbreaker that typified my bitter senior season.

Two hours later, I boarded our charter flight to San Francisco, and the pilot announced that the Giants led the Angels by five runs in the eighth inning of Game 6 of the World Series. I was sad I’d miss watching the Giants clinch their first world championship since moving to San Francisco, but relieved that something special would redeem that disastrous day.

Midway through the flight, I became violently ill. I attributed the ailment to my stomach being full of Gatorade, ibuprofen and four In-N-Out Burger Double-Doubles. But when we landed, I heard the news: The Giants’ cushion had burst, forcing a Game 7 that fate seemingly decided long before the first pitch.

I now know that my nausea was symptomatic of a common condition: Giants Fan Disappointment Disorder. My mind didn’t know that the Giants’ bullpen had imploded, but my stomach had a hunch. My bones felt it.

Last night, Tim Lincecum, Edgar Renteria, Brian Wilson and the rest of the unforgettable 2010 Giants cured GFDD, and I celebrated — with a double bacon cheeseburger.

Finally, my stomach found peace.

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Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary explores the seedy world of brostitution: non-sexual, man-on-man love for profit.